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My brain is stupid
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So I had THE WEIRDEST dream last night.
I dreamed that I was at the fair, and I didn't have any money to get in.
Then Cry, as in ChaoticMonki (the gamer guy from YouTube), walks up and he's like 6'7" and super buff and not AT ALL how I imagined him, and he's like "I'LL PAY FOR YOU!" and i'm just standing there in pure awe like "O3O ERHMAHGERD CRY WHAT R U DOIN HERE?!" and so he pays for me and then I take out my wallet, I magically have money now like wtf, and i'm like "Here ya go, thanks for paying for me!" and I pay him back for paying for me.
....Seriously. How much sense does that make?
But then he's like "Oh thanks!" and puts his arm around me and i'm standing there like "
OH CRY!" and I put my arm around his waist and he's like "Really cold tonight, huh?" and I say "Oh yeah totally. Funny how my arm fits perfectly around you, HUH? 
"
Like...who would EVER say that!? XDD
So then we walk into a movie theatre, yes a movie theatre at the fair, and I sit down with him and in the front row my entire family is sitting there and they all turn around simultaneously and just stare at me like "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" and I totally ignore them and then I kinda realized in my dream that I was dreaming, and everything changed.
Now i'm sitting in Band and my captain, Katie, goes, "I MET THIS SUPER SEXY GUY NAMED CRY AND HE KISSED ME AND WE HAD SEX AND IT WAS GREAT LIKE YEAH."
And i'm sitting there like "
" and so I go onto Facebook and i'm looking up his account cuz i'm like, "THIS CRACKA GETS AROUND." Then I wake up.
So..yeah. Weird. :I Real weird...
I dreamed that I was at the fair, and I didn't have any money to get in.
Then Cry, as in ChaoticMonki (the gamer guy from YouTube), walks up and he's like 6'7" and super buff and not AT ALL how I imagined him, and he's like "I'LL PAY FOR YOU!" and i'm just standing there in pure awe like "O3O ERHMAHGERD CRY WHAT R U DOIN HERE?!" and so he pays for me and then I take out my wallet, I magically have money now like wtf, and i'm like "Here ya go, thanks for paying for me!" and I pay him back for paying for me.
....Seriously. How much sense does that make?
But then he's like "Oh thanks!" and puts his arm around me and i'm standing there like "
OH CRY!" and I put my arm around his waist and he's like "Really cold tonight, huh?" and I say "Oh yeah totally. Funny how my arm fits perfectly around you, HUH? "Like...who would EVER say that!? XDD
So then we walk into a movie theatre, yes a movie theatre at the fair, and I sit down with him and in the front row my entire family is sitting there and they all turn around simultaneously and just stare at me like "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" and I totally ignore them and then I kinda realized in my dream that I was dreaming, and everything changed.
Now i'm sitting in Band and my captain, Katie, goes, "I MET THIS SUPER SEXY GUY NAMED CRY AND HE KISSED ME AND WE HAD SEX AND IT WAS GREAT LIKE YEAH."
And i'm sitting there like "
" and so I go onto Facebook and i'm looking up his account cuz i'm like, "THIS CRACKA GETS AROUND." Then I wake up.So..yeah. Weird. :I Real weird...
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WHY TUMBLR WHY
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I DON'T EVEN WATCH SUPERNATURAL BUT ALL THIS DESTIEL CRAP IS GETTIN TO ME AND NOW I MUST WATCH THE SHOW LIKE WHAT THE HECK.
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RICK WAT R YA DOIN?!
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I'd seriously almost forgotten about the Olypmian series until Mark of Athena came out. I bought it but i'm rereading Lost Hero and Son of Neptune.
BUT JEEZ.
IM LOOKING AT FAN ART.
AND I JUST MISS PERCY SO MUCH.
AND FRANK.
FRANK'S ADORABLE MAYNE.
God this series is amazing ;A;
BUT JEEZ.
IM LOOKING AT FAN ART.
AND I JUST MISS PERCY SO MUCH.
AND FRANK.
FRANK'S ADORABLE MAYNE.
God this series is amazing ;A;
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Hello.
<3
<3
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HELLO FELLOW BROS.
3 min read
LONG TIME NO SEE, EH?
Yeah. I'm lazy. I never submit anything anymore cuz I always doodle and junk and then when I finally upload shit to my computer, I DON'T WANNA COLOR IT CUZ PHOTOSHOP IS SO GAY AND I WANT SAI /SOBSOB
So i'm waiting it out till I get some money and can buy SAI.
Once I get SAI, I'll officialy open up comissions.
WHAT WAS THAT? DID I JUST SAY COMISSIONS?
I SURE AS HELL DID!
CHEAP ONES, TOO : D!
CHEAPER THAN AN UGLY, FAT PROSTITUTE!
THAT'S PRETTY DAMN CHEAP!
SO ANYWEY.
This new show...Young Justice:Invasion.
CONFUSING AS HELL....AMIRITE?
...No?...Ok....
Cuz apparently i'm the only person not understanding this shit, yo. IT'S CONFUSIN.
OH, and DC......YOU ASSHOLES.
YOUR REBOOT HAPPENED SO LONG AGO YET I STILL GET TEARY EYED EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT HOW DAMIAN AND DICK ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER.
IT'S JUST SO SAD, DICK WAS LIKE..THE BEST FATHER EVER
Oh, and am I the only person who's mind is blown everytime SINGLE time they watch Inception?
HOLY HELL, IT'S JUST SUCH A GREAT MOVIE!
And Eames and Arthur banter is just...great C: I love it
OH YEAH, and I saw Batman: The Dark Knight Rises.
Pretty freaking great. Twas 3 hours long, but it was good.
BUT THE ENDING SUCKED HUGE ASS BALLS. LIKE, MASSIVE HAIRY ONES.
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, CHRIS?!
YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE TALIA THEN HAVE HER DIE OFF. THE HELL. WHAT ABOUT DAMIAN? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. NONE.
AND NO. ONLY DICK GRAYSON AND DAMIAN WAYNE CAN BE BATMAN. NOT SOME SHIT HEAD THAT WORKS WITH THE POLICE WHOSE FIRST NAME IS ROBIN.
JUST DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
IT DON'T.
AND BRUCE WAYNE CAN NOT MARRY SILENA. HE MET HER 3 MONTHS AGO AND THEY TALKED A TOTAL OF 5 TIMES.
WHAT.
THE.
HELL.
AND HOW THE FUCK DID BATMAN SURVIVE A FUCKING ATOMIC BOMB EXPLOSION? RIDDLE ME THAT, CHRIS. RIDDLE ME THAT.
OH, AND I GUESS FUCKING TWO-FACED JUST DISSAPPEARED?
I KNOW HEATH LEDGER DIED AND SO YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO JOKER AGAIN, BUT YOU COULDA SOMEHOW TIED INTO THE MOVIE HOW THE JOKER WAS FOUND DEAD, LIKE HE KILLED HIMSELF OR SOMETHING.
BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE SHIT HANGIN LIKE THAT, MAYN.
AND THE FUCK YOU MEAN BRUCE WAYNE GONNA BREAK HIS BACK 3 SEPERATE TIMES IN A CAVE IN A SPAN OF 3 MONTHS, AND SOMEHOW RECOVER ENOUGH TO JUMP A FUCKIN CLIFF AND CLIMB OUT OF A DAMN CAVE THEN GO AND FIGHT BANE.
HE MUST BE FUCKIN SUPERMAN.
AND....JUST..NO! NO TO THE ENTIRE ENDING >:C
You have dissapointed me, Nolan. Deeply.
But the rest was rad as hell, bro.
Rad as hell.
Yeah. I'm lazy. I never submit anything anymore cuz I always doodle and junk and then when I finally upload shit to my computer, I DON'T WANNA COLOR IT CUZ PHOTOSHOP IS SO GAY AND I WANT SAI /SOBSOB
So i'm waiting it out till I get some money and can buy SAI.
Once I get SAI, I'll officialy open up comissions.
WHAT WAS THAT? DID I JUST SAY COMISSIONS?
I SURE AS HELL DID!
CHEAP ONES, TOO : D!
CHEAPER THAN AN UGLY, FAT PROSTITUTE!
THAT'S PRETTY DAMN CHEAP!
SO ANYWEY.
This new show...Young Justice:Invasion.
CONFUSING AS HELL....AMIRITE?
...No?...Ok....
Cuz apparently i'm the only person not understanding this shit, yo. IT'S CONFUSIN.
OH, and DC......YOU ASSHOLES.
YOUR REBOOT HAPPENED SO LONG AGO YET I STILL GET TEARY EYED EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT HOW DAMIAN AND DICK ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER.IT'S JUST SO SAD, DICK WAS LIKE..THE BEST FATHER EVER
Oh, and am I the only person who's mind is blown everytime SINGLE time they watch Inception?
HOLY HELL, IT'S JUST SUCH A GREAT MOVIE!
And Eames and Arthur banter is just...great C: I love it
OH YEAH, and I saw Batman: The Dark Knight Rises.
Pretty freaking great. Twas 3 hours long, but it was good.
BUT THE ENDING SUCKED HUGE ASS BALLS. LIKE, MASSIVE HAIRY ONES.
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, CHRIS?!
YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE TALIA THEN HAVE HER DIE OFF. THE HELL. WHAT ABOUT DAMIAN? THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. NONE.
AND NO. ONLY DICK GRAYSON AND DAMIAN WAYNE CAN BE BATMAN. NOT SOME SHIT HEAD THAT WORKS WITH THE POLICE WHOSE FIRST NAME IS ROBIN.
JUST DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
IT DON'T.
AND BRUCE WAYNE CAN NOT MARRY SILENA. HE MET HER 3 MONTHS AGO AND THEY TALKED A TOTAL OF 5 TIMES.
WHAT.
THE.
HELL.
AND HOW THE FUCK DID BATMAN SURVIVE A FUCKING ATOMIC BOMB EXPLOSION? RIDDLE ME THAT, CHRIS. RIDDLE ME THAT.
OH, AND I GUESS FUCKING TWO-FACED JUST DISSAPPEARED?
I KNOW HEATH LEDGER DIED AND SO YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO JOKER AGAIN, BUT YOU COULDA SOMEHOW TIED INTO THE MOVIE HOW THE JOKER WAS FOUND DEAD, LIKE HE KILLED HIMSELF OR SOMETHING.
BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE SHIT HANGIN LIKE THAT, MAYN.
AND THE FUCK YOU MEAN BRUCE WAYNE GONNA BREAK HIS BACK 3 SEPERATE TIMES IN A CAVE IN A SPAN OF 3 MONTHS, AND SOMEHOW RECOVER ENOUGH TO JUMP A FUCKIN CLIFF AND CLIMB OUT OF A DAMN CAVE THEN GO AND FIGHT BANE.
HE MUST BE FUCKIN SUPERMAN.
AND....JUST..NO! NO TO THE ENTIRE ENDING >:C
You have dissapointed me, Nolan. Deeply.
But the rest was rad as hell, bro.
Rad as hell.
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